L’homínid més odiat de l’història

Se n’adonen que el buix és l’homínid més odiat de l’història?…

Seixanta milions de vots contra seu a Amèrica — mai cap altre president (en el seu cas pseudopresident, car va robar l’elecció) no havia rebut aital rebuig.

Si després afegeixen a Amèrica els qui l’avorreixen al Canadà i a tota sudamèrica, i a Europa, i a Àsia i a Àfrica, pobrissó — si això de la voluntat afegida fos veritat esclataria com una castanya — ara sí que tindria rapte diví, el capdecony.

Que tregués alhora seixanta milions de vots només vol dir una cosa, i els he vists de prop, tots aqueixos babaus renocs, i trinxeraires agressius… Hi ha seixanta milions de datspelcul a Amèrica. Aquests són el bibliosos, els qui creuen un llibrot malconfegit, ple d’obscenitats, escrit per uns quants pagerols fa un pilot d’anys. I són tan talossos que allò que volen a la casa grisa no és pas un hom millor que no pas ells (no costa gaire!), no! – no!… Volen un capsigrany tan limitat, groller, acollonit i mitjamerda com ells. I a fe que l’han trobat.

Fotrem goig. Com diu na Molly Ivins, ara els americans hauran de suportar lligat al coll el cadàver d’un tanoca (car l’homínid sembla mort, si més no de part de cervell) fins que n’estaran tan fastiguejats que no podran més. Així és com hom dreça (i esmena) el gos qui occeix pollastres. És l’únic mètode que funciona. Altrament, el gos continuarà occint. Al primer pollastre qui veieu que despatxa, agafeu el cos mort i lligeu-l’hi al coll (pengeu-li el mort al gos) i no l’hi tregueu fins que el pollastre s’hagi podrit del tot i hagi caigut a miques molt repel.lents i s’hagi desfet a pelleringues llefiscoses i inencobeïbles… Això el desavesarà de per vida. Com els americans seran desavesats (no els més rucs, qui es moriran rucs, és clar; però sí, si més no, els desavesables, els desbibliables) i no votaran mai més (almenys durant un parell de generacions — baldament fos cert, oidà; desigs i realitats rarament casen) a favor d’homínids, és a dir, gent tan ximpleta com els més ximplets del poble.

Car allò que hom vol és que hom sàpigui triar i, en triar, triï qualcú millor. No pas un tros de quòniam com aquest.

Això si sobrevivim. Collons…


Justament, rellegint-me això, me n’he recordat d’un poemeta, semblant a aqueixos que li faig posar al roc, escrit fa una mà d’anys… L’he trobat… Fa així:

XERINGADES D’AQUEIXES

Diu que el 94%
d’americans són religiosos.

Això deu voler dir (fotuda l’hem)
que viuen en un món d’horror fantàstic,
en qualque pel.lícula d’efectes infinits.

Ulls avall es xopen de les ombres del foc,
tothoreta de cara a la paret…

Ah, si en són, els carallots d’en Dares,
i que de camins que els fan beure a galet!

A tothom li toca el rebre, i, part davall, subjacent,
sempre la mateixa corcadora noció.

Que et penses que dalt de tot, mig tombat
damunt un núvol, quelcom com ara allò que no hi ha…
Un vellarra capdecony
(un pentenill cendrós li volta la cara,
bensé a imatge dels "savis" qui anys ha se l’empescaren,
als temps negats on la ignorància tendra
féu el forat de fang més pregon;
xarucs, amargs, escarransits,
coents de recances i molt goluts de redreços i justícies,
ço és, de revenges, tots plegats conjuminats,
a la percaça d’un superheroi
pastat amb llurs excrescències
qui els resolgués
amb una ventada
aitantes de mancances),
un estaquirot, doncs, qui amb vuit o deu jorns
et construí, ell qui sí, tot allò que pots si fa no fa
ullar i mesurar,
inclosos un per un cada insecte i microbi,
els quals t’anomenà no sé pas fet i fet en quin llatí,
i et sotja i se t’apunta tot allò
que cadascun dels humans teixiu i desteixiu,
com vanes, banaus, tararanyetes, i no sé pas si àdhuc
les gestes de cadascuna de les miríades de cuquetes no res menys,
i amb un espetec lluminós de l’esquelet de dos dits
et cataloga el primer ruc d’"anòmal!"
i te’l tramet als orcs d’una burxada: "Ep, Satanasset, entoma’l!",
i es deuen pensar que tard o d’hora els vindrà
un àngel amb unes balances
i els pesarà, no pas els collons, els pecats…
és a dir, quelcom el concepte del qual no pots compendre pas
sense al.lucinar, és a dir, sense parar pampana,
car es veu que es tracta d’actes,
àdhuc, fotrem goig, de pensaments,
amb els quals ofens no pas altri,
sinó el rondinaire rancuniós enfilat dalt
al núvol dels trons i llampecs.

Oh, i espereu’s-e: en acabat de morts,
tornaran a aixecar’s, tots vestits de carn novament.

Ara, no diuen pas, em sembla, la carn de quina edat;
supòs que uns (millor: unes) a la flor flairosa de la joventut,
i d’altres a llur senectud més fastigosa i pudent;
amb l’afegitó curiós
dels esguerrats d’adés ara ben desesguerrats,
els bells d’abans tots fets malbé.

Xeringades d’aqueixes, ah, llassos.

I aquesta gent va tota armada, vós,
i llur govern posseeix un arsenal
que pot fer’ns volar tots al cel
d’una ventada.


Per que fa a les obscenitats (de tota mena) a la bíblia una altra grapadeta antiga de versets referits més tost a les obscenitats del sexe.

BELL I PROPI ESCANDALLAMENT DELS CLàSSICS

Me l’haig pelada amb el Sinuhè.
Me l’haig pelada amb la Bíblia.
Me l’haig pelada amb el Tirant.
Me l’haig pelada amb el Kin Ping Meh.

Hò i més, i encar amb força pus:
Tants com ara per omplir’n un talús.

Me l’haig pelada a tort i a dret,
Cop per la cara, cop pel revés,
Vull dir, del full, quan no és incús.

Amb l’Heptameró i el Decameró,
Pel cap baix setanta i cent vegades.

Centvint jorns molt moguts amb en Sade,
Mil nits i una amb na Xeheresada…

Lletraferidotet rai com sóc,
Amb tots aquests i força d’altres,
Doncs, me l’haig pelada i pelada…

Visca tostemps, que mai no ens en manqui:
De la constant resurrecció,
Llegívola i doncs no gens fada,
La literatura dels grans actes,
Calda i vivent de debò, vull dir…

De debò bonet animada.
O guaiteu patim-patam pertot
Com se’ns belluga i belluga,
I belluga ben bellugada.


Tercer tema (molt més important!) Sembla que l’elecció ha tornada a ésser robada. Llegiu ací. O a baix (on hi diu "segueix")….

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Published on Saturday, November 6, 2004 by CommonDreams.org
Evidence Mounts That The Vote Was Hacked
by Thom Hartmann
 

When I
spoke with Jeff Fisher this morning (Saturday, November 06, 2004), the
Democratic candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives from
Florida’s 16th District said he was waiting for the FBI to show up.
Fisher has evidence, he says, not only that the Florida election was
hacked, but of who hacked it and how. And not just this year, he said,
but that these same people had previously hacked the Democratic primary
race in 2002 so that Jeb Bush would not have to run against Janet Reno,
who presented a real threat to Jeb, but instead against Bill McBride,
who Jeb beat.

"It was practice for a national effort," Fisher told me.

And evidence is accumulating that the national effort happened on November 2, 2004.

The
State of Florida, for example, publishes a county-by-county record of
votes cast and people registered to vote by party affiliation. Net
denizen Kathy Dopp compiled the official state information into a
table, available at
http://ustogether.org/Florida_Election.htm
, and noticed something startling.

Also See:

Florida Secretary of State Presidential Results by County 11/02/2004 (.pdf)
Florida Secretary of State County Registration by Party 2/9/2004 (.pdf)

While the heavily
scrutinized touch-screen voting machines seemed to produce results in
which the registered Democrat/Republican ratios matched the Kerry/Bush
vote, and so did the optically-scanned paper ballots in the larger
counties, in Florida’s smaller counties the results from the optically
scanned paper ballots – fed into a central tabulator PC and thus
vulnerable to hacking – seem to have been reversed.

In
Baker County, for example, with 12,887 registered voters, 69.3% of them
Democrats and 24.3% of them Republicans, the vote was only 2,180 for
Kerry and 7,738 for Bush, the opposite of what is seen everywhere else
in the country where registered Democrats largely voted for Kerry.

In
Dixie County, with 4,988 registered voters, 77.5% of them Democrats and
a mere 15% registered as Republicans, only 1,959 people voted for
Kerry, but 4,433 voted for Bush.

The
pattern repeats over and over again – but only in the smaller counties
where, it was probably assumed, the small voter numbers wouldn’t be
much noticed. Franklin County, 77.3% registered Democrats, went 58.5%
for Bush. Holmes County, 72.7% registered Democrats, went 77.25% for
Bush.

Yet
in the larger counties, where such anomalies would be more obvious to
the news media, high percentages of registered Democrats equaled high
percentages of votes for Kerry.

More visual analysis of the results can be seen at http://ustogether.org/election04/FloridaDataStats.htm, and
www.rubberbug.com/temp/Florida2004chart.htm
.

And,
although elections officials didn’t notice these anomalies, in
aggregate they were enough to swing Florida from Kerry to Bush. If you
simply go through the analysis of these counties and reverse the
"anomalous" numbers in those counties that appear to have been hacked,
suddenly the Florida election results resemble the Florida exit poll
results: Kerry won, and won big.

Those exit poll results have been a problem for reporters ever since Election Day.

Election
night, I’d been doing live election coverage for WDEV, one of the radio
stations that carries my syndicated show, and, just after midnight,
during the 12:20 a.m. Associated Press Radio News feed, I was startled
to hear the reporter detail how Karen Hughes had earlier sat George W.
Bush down to inform him that he’d lost the election. The exit polls
were clear: Kerry was winning in a landslide. "Bush took the news
stoically," noted the AP report.

But then the computers reported something different. In several pivotal states.

Conservatives see a conspiracy here: They think the exit polls were rigged.

Dick
Morris, the infamous political consultant to the first Clinton campaign
who became a Republican consultant and Fox News regular, wrote an
article for The Hill, the publication read by every political junkie in Washington, DC, in which he made a couple of brilliant points.

"Exit
Polls are almost never wrong," Morris wrote. "They eliminate the two
major potential fallacies in survey research by correctly separating
actual voters from those who pretend they will cast ballots but never
do and by substituting actual observation for guesswork in judging the
relative turnout of different parts of the state."

He
added: "So, according to ABC-TVs exit polls, for example, Kerry was
slated to carry Florida, Ohio, New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada, and Iowa,
all of which Bush carried. The only swing state the network had going
to Bush was West Virginia, which the president won by 10 points."

Yet a
few hours after the exit polls were showing a clear Kerry sweep, as the
computerized vote numbers began to come in from the various states the
election was called for Bush.

How could this happen?

On the
CNBC TV show "Topic A With Tina Brown," several months ago, Howard Dean
had filled in for Tina Brown as guest host. His guest was Bev Harris,
the Seattle grandmother who started www.blackboxvoting.org
from her living room. Bev pointed out that regardless of how votes were
tabulated (other than hand counts, only done in odd places like small
towns in Vermont), the real "counting" is done by computers. Be they
Diebold Opti-Scan machines, which read paper ballots filled in by
pencil or ink in the voter’s hand, or the scanners that read punch
cards, or the machines that simply record a touch of the screen, in all
cases the final tally is sent to a "central tabulator" machine.

That central tabulator computer is a Windows-based PC.

"In a
voting system," Harris explained to Dean on national television, "you
have all the different voting machines at all the different polling
places, sometimes, as in a county like mine, there’s a thousand polling
places in a single county. All those machines feed into the one machine
so it can add up all the votes. So, of course, if you were going to do
something you shouldn’t to a voting machine, would it be more
convenient to do it to each of the 4000 machines, or just come in here
and deal with all of them at once?"

Dean
nodded in rhetorical agreement, and Harris continued. "What surprises
people is that the central tabulator is just a PC, like what you and I
use. It’s just a regular computer."

"So," Dean said, "anybody who can hack into a PC can hack into a central tabulator?"

Harris
nodded affirmation, and pointed out how Diebold uses a program called
GEMS, which fills the screen of the PC and effectively turns it into
the central tabulator system. "This is the official program that the
County Supervisor sees," she said, pointing to a PC that was sitting
between them loaded with Diebold’s software.

Bev
then had Dean open the GEMS program to see the results of a test
election. They went to the screen titled "Election Summary Report" and
waited a moment while the PC "adds up all the votes from all the
various precincts," and then saw that in this faux election Howard Dean
had 1000 votes, Lex Luthor had 500, and Tiger Woods had none. Dean was
winning.

"Of course, you can’t tamper with this software," Harris noted. Diebold wrote a pretty good program.

But, it’s running on a Windows PC.

So
Harris had Dean close the Diebold GEMS software, go back to the normal
Windows PC desktop, click on the "My Computer" icon, choose "Local Disk
C:," open the folder titled GEMS, and open the sub-folder "LocalDB"
which, Harris noted, "stands for local database, that’s where they keep
the votes." Harris then had Dean double-click on a file in that folder
titled "Central Tabulator Votes," which caused the PC to open the vote
count in a database program like Excel.

In
the "Sum of the Candidates" row of numbers, she found that in one
precinct Dean had received 800 votes and Lex Luthor had gotten 400.

"Let’s
just flip those," Harris said, as Dean cut and pasted the numbers from
one cell into the other. "And," she added magnanimously, "let’s give
100 votes to Tiger."

They
closed the database, went back into the official GEMS software "the
legitimate way, you’re the county supervisor and you’re checking on the
progress of your election."

As
the screen displayed the official voter tabulation, Harris said, "And
you can see now that Howard Dean has only 500 votes, Lex Luthor has
900, and Tiger Woods has 100." Dean, the winner, was now the loser.

Harris sat up a bit straighter, smiled, and said, "We just edited an election, and it took us 90 seconds."

On live national television. (You can see the clip on www.votergate.tv.)

Which
brings us back to Morris and those pesky exit polls that had Karen
Hughes telling George W. Bush that he’d lost the election in a
landslide.

Morris’s
conspiracy theory is that the exit polls "were sabotage" to cause
people in the western states to not bother voting for Bush, since the
networks would call the election based on the exit polls for Kerry. But
the networks didn’t do that, and had never intended to. It makes far
more sense that the exit polls were right – they weren’t done on
Diebold PCs – and that the vote itself was hacked.

And
not only for the presidential candidate – Jeff Fisher thinks this hit
him and pretty much every other Democratic candidate for national
office in the most-hacked swing states.

So
far, the only national "mainstream" media to come close to this story
was Keith Olbermann on his show Friday night, November 5th, when he
noted that it was curious that all the voting machine irregularities so
far uncovered seem to favor Bush. In the meantime, the Washington Post
and other media are now going through single-bullet-theory-like
contortions to explain how the exit polls had failed.

But I
agree with Fox’s Dick Morris on this one, at least in large part.
Wrapping up his story for The Hill, Morris wrote in his final
paragraph, "This was no mere mistake. Exit polls cannot be as wrong
across the board as they were on election night. I suspect foul play."

Thom
Hartmann (thom at thomhartmann.com) is a Project Censored Award-winning
best-selling author and host of a nationally syndicated daily
progressive talk show. www.thomhartmann
.com
His most recent books are "The Last Hours of Ancient Sunlight," "Unequal Protection: The Rise of Corporate Dominance and the Theft of Human Rights," "We The People: A Call To Take Back America," and "What Would Jefferson Do?: A Return To Democracy."



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